Cupid, Draw Back Your Bow

Dear Guys/Girls,

Am I your first question?!? That would be amazing!

Ok, here’s my question. I am a 21 year old female college student and I have an insane crush on a T.A. in my History of African Civilization class. He’s everything I want in a man, but he doesn’t seem to respond to me when I flirt with him. My roommate, who is in the same class, says she thinks he’s probably gay, but I don’t think so. I think he’s just afraid of doing something inappropriate and losing his position.

I know lust is a sin and all that, but I really want to see if this could turn into more than a student-T.A. relationship. My questions are: 1. Can you tell me if he is gay? And 2. If he’s not gay, got any advice about how I can make him fall in love with me?

Thanks in advance,
Hot for Teacher

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Buddha shall address your question, Hot for Teacher.

“Welcome, Child. You are, indeed, the first question we chose to answer. Allow me to enlighten you.

I/We have never understood this whole concept of ‘falling in love.’ Why must this journey to romantic love end in a cliff? This isn’t Thelma & Louise. Nor is it the Cliffhanger game on The Price is Right.

Love is all around you and is the essence of everything. Such a preoccupation with finding love in only one person will cause you nothing but heartache for this lifetime. Trust.

My/Our advice is to love yourself, radiate that love outward, and develop a better gaydar because your friend is correct… your T.A. likes the cock.”

Ha ha hee hee ho ho,
Budes