Sometimes, We Send You to Voicemail
We’ve been around since… well, ever since we can remember, really. And while we’ve always been very efficient about your prayers, questions and requests, things have gotten crazy lately! From the sounds of it, Earth’s going to Hell in a hand basket.
So here’s the deal, Blessed Ones. We’re doing our bests to keep up with your requests, but even though we’re omnipresent and exist outside of time and space, we’re really struggling to have lives outside of work. We intend to call you back, answer your prayer or help you in your time of need. We really do. We’re just just bombarded by the voicemails, screams, cries and constant rejoicing of mankind and we need a better way to manage it all.
Thus, in Our Divine Wisdom, we inspired mankind to create blogs, Twitter, and the Interwebs, and it’s time for us to start using them to their fullest potential. We’ve opened this forum to capture and respond to your most pressing questions and conundrums.
To ask a question:
Twitter our asses. And if you would like to know more about any one of us, simply visit our pages.
