Mormons

Hey all!

Love that you Tweet now.  My ? is… what’s the deal with Mormons?

Thx!
Thaddeus

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Buddha:  Ooooh!  You done did it now!  We’ll let Jesus Christ himself handle this one.

Jesus:  Look, I never went to what you all call America.  I was nailed to a cross, for my sake!  Not exactly a hanglider.  And all that stuff about Joseph Smith using gold plates to translate the word of God is horseshit.  If God wanted you to understand him, don’t you think he’d speak English?  Write in a language you can understand?

Yes.

Si.

Oui.

Duh!

So, to answer your question, we have no idea what’s up with the Mormons, but it’s a shame that bug up their collective asses had to die.

JC

- Sent from my iPhone –

Jesus

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